Who comes once a year on Christmas Eve, Spreading joy everywhere that he can! So Santa … I've been told that it's dear Santa Claus, That jolly, happy man!

oh santa won't be knocking on my door, 'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that? Fat Santa, a song by Fruteland Jackson on Spotify We and our partners use cookies to personalize your experience, to show you ads based on your interests, and for measurement and analytics purposes. Fat Santa, a song by Terray Preston on Spotify We and our partners use cookies to personalize your experience, to show you ads based on your interests, and for measurement and analytics purposes. The site contains over 3,500 nursery rhymes, cartoons and kids' songs. Who's that fat little jolly old man With beard as white as snow?

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh! This is my latest parody song and takes the point of view of Santa as he sings about the woes of his job.

Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed, so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed, so Santa please give me that easy bake oven, I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'. By using our website and our services, you agree to our use of cookies as described in our Cookie Policy . [Chorus] Oh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you are much too fat; I was sleeping peacefully but not my bed is flat. Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? Who's that fat little jolly old man With beard as white as snow? Santa Claus, Santa Claus, how much do you weigh? Today's Christmas song is "Stuck In The Smoke Hole Of Our Tipi," an original song by Shoshonee Elder Oldhands (flamingwarbonnet on Youtube). This is to the popular tune "Lost Boy" by Ruth B. Santa Claus, also known as Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, or simply Santa, is an imaginary figure originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of well-behaved children on the night of Christmas Eve (24 December) or during the early morning hours of Christmas Day (25 December). Read the lyrics to the children's song Santa's Much Too Fat on BusSongs.com. The site contains over 3,500 nursery rhymes, cartoons and kids' songs. By using our website and our services, you agree to our use of cookies as described in our Cookie Policy . I heard it for the first time yesterday, when a friend emailed the link for the Youtube video to me. As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!" Santa's a fat bitch (2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch Another year and I aint get shit Another year I aint get shit If I hear him land on my roof Ohh my undertaker I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought shag shit No toys, candy canes, j And who creeps down the chimney at night, Then as quick as a wink, off he goes? I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh! Oh! It gave me …



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